I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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