Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Your cock deserves a montage
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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