we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cut my penus on the lid.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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