It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I love having hate sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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