just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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