Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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