Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
