My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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