why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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