Umm I'm too high to move.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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