i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Shame - the story of my life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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