im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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