i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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