their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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