I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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