Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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