If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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