I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Verdict: uncircumcised.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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