i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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