Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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