Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
