if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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