i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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