I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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