if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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