maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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