puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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