break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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