so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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