I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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