Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
