ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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