I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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