Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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