Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
