i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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