she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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