If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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