We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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