Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
