Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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