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go home
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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