you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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