Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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