There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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