Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
