For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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