I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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