around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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