Do vagina's smell?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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