porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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