She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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