Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Watching her eat just hurts me
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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