So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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