he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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