plz talk dirty to me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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