come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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